Sunday, January 19, 2014
Favorite quote from THE OTHER SIDE OF THE UNDERNEATH (1972, Jane Arden, A+30)
Underneath my nightie, guess who it is
Underneath my nightie, guess what I got
Underneath my nightie, guess who I am
All together, fellas, it’s your castrating mum.
That’s who I am, your castrating mum.
I’m your Bar Room and your Auntie Flo. Ha ha ha ha ha
Smacked your little bottie.
Trained you on the po.
Big as a mountain
Remember Ursula, Raquel and the lovely Diana
Tits like an iron grid
All together, fellas.
Guess who I am. It’s your castrating mum.
And now a little Eine Kleine Nacht Musik.
Ever since ve are just little toddlers
Und you lay by Christ
How you lay
You lay the vay
You lay today in my lap
Und my hand went smack
You so frightened me with your little vee vee. Ha ha ha
I could bite him off as soon as spit.
Et maintenant, peut-être
Tu aimes la petit bébé
Je veux moi aime
your big hairy spider chews up little flies
Big as your eyes.