FAVORITE POEM

" This is a dildo the Queen used
Once in a pinch in an office,
Quite unaware that it had been used
First by a housemaid erratic.
Soon, though obese and lymphatic,
Symptoms she felt all that month as it went on
What sort of parties had used it and spent on."

This poem about Queen Victoria is written by Algernon Charles Swinburne in 1870.