FUR: AN IMAGINARY CONVERSATION BY A DEMENTED TEDDY-BEAR LOVER

THIS IS A PHOTO OF “HECATIA” (THE WHITE TEDDY BEAR), WHOM I REGARD AS MY DAUGHTER, AND HER NEW HUSBAND “NATHAN” (THE BROWN TEDDY BEAR).


RECENTLY, I JUST CAME BACK HOME FROM WORK AND FOUND MY DAUGHTER CUDDLING WITH A HANDSOME NEW TEDDY BEAR. SHE KISSED HIM SHAMELESSLY.

“I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE A BEAR. BUT NOW I THINK YOU ARE A BITCH.” I SCOLD HER.

“I JUST TAKE AFTER MY MOTHER.” MY DAUGHTER REPLIED WITH HER INNOCENT SMILE.